Time munchers

I was and am now again referring to the time-munchers... now you may have heard them called gremlins or time-bandits or even paleotemporal delineators, but I happen to know they are time-munchers cuz even though they are usually invisible to the naked eye, I've seen them...

what are time-munchers, you might ask... well, isn't the name self-explanatory?... I suppose not, if you are asking... it's the disappearance of time, have you not noticed?... are you not experienced in the phenomenon of looking at the clock and wondering where the times has gone?...

... recovery is possible if you know how to deal with the munchers, but don't tell them that because the key to recovering time is not letting them know you are getting it back from them... there is the negotiation method where you promise the time-munchers a large chunk of time in the future for the time they munched in the recent past, but that only works if the particular time-munchers munching your time have poor long term memories and generally time-munchers have singular memories, that is, they remember everything because they maintain all memory in a single memory cell, not that they are completely corporal beings, but there is much to be discovered about the true nature and composition of time-munchers and this entry was not to be about them anyway...
2004-07-20

... delightful!

1 comment:

candoor said...

the dream of threading myself through words through written gardens through this life and times is expanding exponentially with your assistance as you upload these bits and pieces with links here and in in tween and salvaged and other places... thank you for this real caring (as a verb) and helping me build this web-maze of words for posterity and anyone who cares to explore...

this is the second best gift you've ever given me...

and one of the most precious i've ever received...

with just enough irony and you brilliant editing to stir up the magic dust floating between space and time...

:)

=)