Eagles, condoms and lustfilled love

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


2005-05-13

Need I explain why I am in love with your brain?

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